Sunday, August 12, 2007

Shorter Rudy Takala

Bridges of Socialism:

As a Muslim and a socialist, US Rep. Keith Ellison was clearly responsible for the Minneapolis bridge collapse, although the only example I can come up with would appear to indicate otherwise.

Also, Ayn Rand totally knew this was going to happen!






For more insight into Rudy's unique writing style, let's take a look at his bio at the bottom of the article:

Rudy Takala is 18 years old and is the chairman of Minnesota's Pine County Republicans. He was homeschooled for nine years, and is currently a junior at Hamline University.

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Rudy hopes for a career in which he is able to continue antagonizing proponents of the State. Currently, he spends his free time laboring over a book concerning the American government's school system.

Geez. I wouldn't have thought someone so incapable of making a logical point would have been homeschooled would you?

Although I love that he's writing a book about the "American government's school system". Hmmm... Writing a book about something he has no experience with... it's so cute that he's barely of age and he's already figured out how to work the Wingnut Welfare system.

3 Comments:

At 1:00 PM, Anonymous Gavin M. said...

Alas, Mr. Takala cheapens the gift that is Finnish ancestry.

 
At 7:05 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also, America doesn't have a "school system."

 
At 5:36 PM, Blogger Peter said...

For various reasons I'm not going to go look at his bio. None the less, I feel obligated to point out that your excerpt of same does not indicate that he's engaged in writing a book, merely that's he's struggling with one. One about the school system. My guess is Dick and Jane. My Pet Goat is also in the running.

 

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