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Welcome to all you kids wandering over from Sadly, No!

I’ve been pretty lazy about blogging lately, but I figured if you are all dropping by and hoping for a little more AtlasMadness™, the least I could do is accommodate you.

Not surprisingly, embedding for this next video has also been disabled by request. But I can offer a screen shot:



I think she’s eating some imaginary food item; I’ll leave you all to speculate as to what that item might be. Once you’re done pondering that, check out the full video here.

Back? I hope you made it through the video intact. You'll do a lot better if you don't expect her to employ any logical thought patterns. Or actually follow a train of thought. Or complete any sentences.

Really, it's best if you just sit back and enjoy the ride. But in doing so, be sure to remember the most coherent thought she manages to express: you’re either with us, or you’re agin’ us. There are no other options.

Also, John Bolton? Super hot. I think it’s the mustache.

UPDATE: The lovely and talented Gavin M. provides us with shocking new photographic evidence:



I had no idea things were this bad. I mean, I'm sure they're a delicacy and everything, but doesn't she know that pandas are endangered? Yeesh.